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 27.10.2013
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Going home, the cat is running around. At the end of her eyes, I noticed that she had jumped into a baby bed. I turn to her, and the cat in a human voice says to me:
I want to eat!
In a moment I was cold and then I was terrified. Then I realized that the animal village was a talking doll. And it should be so fortunate that of the five phrases she said, this was the case.
I had to feed the petitioner.
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