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 01.11.2013

>>>>Why is it so? I am tired of boring, intelligent boys. Who donate flowers, lead to a restaurant, like my mother, and because of their proper upbringing do not allow themselves anything unnecessary... I met a guy - just a dream! He drinks beer from a bottle, eats hamburgers with such an appetite that it’s nice to watch, ride a motorcycle, kiss me on the street, and – oh miracle! He shakes his ass! And when it comes to bed, he declares that you see me not worthy!! to

This is a strange thing a girl has sought for a few years (was right). Then she said that she liked when the match was more intense, when she drank beer and so on. The conclusion: she dropped me because I was a non-cultural cattle in which there was no drop of romance left (although her poems were spotted every month)

She just had to fuck it well and all, all the brainstorming of these idiots from the scratch. is verified. They themselves do not know what they want.
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