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 04.11.2013
Where to find such, ready hand in hand, shoulder to shoulder, back to back...
Or one would only have their schemes to go on trips, and the other would generally prefer to live with a woman.
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"No Ozhut, let’s clean up. I can’t be your wife!
Why is?
Well, at least because I have colored hair.
– It is not important.
I smoke and smoke like a steam car.
And that doesn’t matter.
What a past I have! A breakthrough of men, including one saxophonist!
I forgive you.
I will never give you a child!
Adopt a stranger.
If you don’t have enough, I’m a man!
Everyone has their own flaws"
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