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 06.11.2013
New U.S. sniper rifle: with Wi-Fi, Linux and autoprice

M4A1 will soon be on Windows 8. This is really chic!! Aero menu with a choice of goals. touch and voice control, pop-up windows... You tell her shoot, and she answers you: "you definitely want to shoot?" "Choose the targets you want to shoot", "you accept the license agreement that if the rifle will kill its own in vain, then the company Microsoft is not to blame for this, all the fault lies entirely on the user." "Among the selected targets are civilians", and the rifle is covered in blue color with incomprehensible letters....
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