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 09.11.2013
The Forced Voyager:

In the family where I grew up, no one ever walked in public, neither in shorts, nor without a shirt, nor barefoot without socks and boots. And we slept in pyjamas, because at night the blanket will fly, and it will be uncomfortable. And now the same. I don’t want my four-year-old to see it. He has a good vision.

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Attention, the question: how do you know what’s going on in the neighboring house, because your curtains are tightly stuck, don’t you?
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