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 11.11.2013
One day I ate strawberries. But the strawberries were rotten, and the cream was of some strange color and taste. After this gastronomic experience, I didn’t get out of the toilet for a week, after which I vowed never to eat strawberries with cream. I hate these products with all my heart. When I see somebody eating them, I don’t think it can be damn delicious because I’ve eaten a spoiled strawberry with cream.
What a nonsense, right?
But this is how all your posts look on the topic "All men/women are goats/wives!".
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