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 16.11.2013
First about the sick.
To a strange monastery with its statute... But not everyone knows this. And so they shoot at weddings, dance in the middle of the street, stick to our girls, say, dressed like prostitutes. Interestingly, and if you go to the lobby, steam under a chestnut with pork, then "Shumel kamish..." on the main street and tear off the shirts - Gulchita - show your face...
Now a little history.
The summer. An all-Russian holiday, a day of labor. In the cafe, two representatives of the mountains react violently to the girls passing by. In the impulse of the senses, one even knocks down a little below the waist and tries to rhyme the nuts, sin. A young man who met a girl wondered why. And he gets a predictable answer: the tradition is this, if a girl likes, she is beaten. Not a question. Several people in blue-and-white striped t-shirts surround the table and explain that traditions are honored, but we also have our own rules. If you beat a girl, be kind to cater to the whole company. Instead of the waitress. They humbly agree. Five minutes later, the car arrives, and four other foreigners rush to revenue. They are joyfully welcomed and accompanied to the main hall - a person for fifty. There are no free places. The children stayed until evening. They even went to the fountain. Tradition is so.
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