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 16.11.2013
Here is this:
Boy: We all (nearly all) go home from work/offices in the evening.
We all want to get there with a minimum of time.
In order to realize these golden dreams and get to the fast, you need at least not to be vegetables to drive aggressively, and the maximum - to violate the PDD.
So here are friends: who do you feel in such moments: a hero or a villain?

Girl: At such moments, I get out of the barbecue red panty and put it on the jeans, open the side window, pull out my left hand compressed in my fist and kick, feeling like a superman.
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In order to get there as quickly as possible, you need to drive humanly within the rules. Ideally with minimal restructuring. Pure "Laminar flow" - the rules will apply not only to the liquid, but also to any other flow, including fluid. The car. And if you drive aggressively and violate the PDD, you can lose hours, and so on, 5 waiting for the GIBDD crew to file the accident.
Well, on the go: with aggressive driving you win (if you win) 3-5 minutes on 30 minutes of journey (this is the maximum). Believe someone who has checked it all on their own car.
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