About "I did not think I would hear this with my own ears".

I’m lucky, I only get half an hour to work every day. But this is enough to hear a lot:
Why were the dwarfs yellow first and then white?
I do not know

“Mom, what is the OVD of the city..., is it written there?
I do not know

- Oh, he offered her so, he asked us too, and we all participated, we poured champagne in the car, we stood with posters... well, she agreed.
That way, such a romantic
Do you know how he beat her before?!...

And very remembered a little boy, who all the way, as his mother did not distract him, with a ringing voice said, "Don't drink vodka, don't drink vodka."