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 18.11.2013
I recently drove an electric car. I go out to Tampere and a 15-year-old girl follows me. To open the door to another car, you need to press a button of 5-6 centimeters in diameter, illuminated by LEDs around the circle. Press the keyword. The girl approaches that button and barely touches it and nothing happens. The second, third, fifth time is the same. Visibly having decided that the door broke he returns to the one through which it entered the tamper, naturally, already closed. What was her surprise that her "pressures" here have the same effect as last time. Here I have already regretted and with the words "Girl, this is not your iPhone" pressed the button, releasing an astonished miracle from the captivity of the tambour.
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