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 28.11.2013
I dreamed this morning that I was at work, Wednesday, and Thursday was a holiday. At the end of the day, the mail came that in connection with the holiday, Thursday was declared a day off, etc.
After a while the alarm clock rings, I remember what day today - Thursday - is a holiday! Continue to sleep. Minutes after the 10 subconscious start of the rebellion, I woke up, checked, exactly on Thursday, like a weekend, and what holiday is it?
I thought, I thought, and I realized that I was kidding myself.
I had to go to work...
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