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 02.12.2013
I enter the DNS - a consultant appears (k)
Hi, what can I serve?
I - Hi, dearest, be so kind, help me in choosing the memory operating for my computer
K - of course, strike, go to the windows. What memory do you have?
I - be so kind, I do not need a DDR 2, and memory in it, four gigabytes is desirable.
Q. I am very sad about not being able to help you. Such a component is not available.
I am sorry, I am sorry. Wouldn’t you look for a gigabyte for two?
K - here, please, operating memory, two gigabytes in it, Kingston overseas firm, and costs one and a half thousand rubles. Would you like to buy this wonderful item?
I - Of course, please take me to the box.
This is the moment, Lord.
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