My monomur works in a purely male team and becomes an involuntary witness to "male" conversations. From Skype:
xxx: here Dima so evil flies in and says: "Take off, this fool, my 600 scissors have crushed! I’ll buy her for those 600 scratches, fucking, I’ll buy her into slavery along with an unlimited subscription to her broken anal!!Only then he notices me, turns red and whispers: "Oh, good morning! Please put on your headphones".