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 06.12.2013
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xxx (16:58:22 5/12/2013)
I once dropped a frozen chicken on my feet and kept silent.
yyy (16:58:48 5/12/2013)
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Somehow, my one-year-old son in the kitchen reached the roof while sitting in his feeding chair (high). Something was not in the mood and capricious. I, strictly (as far as possible with regard to a one-year-old child) told him to stop weeping. He raised his hand and it looked as if he had stumbled on me with a rock. I wretchedly said, “And what will you do to me?” and he dropped her on my foot. I also kept silent, but that didn’t mean anything. I could not make a sound for a few minutes.
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