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 11.12.2013
XX: I seem to have set a record for an uncomfortable combination of purchases today. I go out of the store "products and everything else", in the basket:
The Champagne
The candles
Large packaging of condoms
a box, and
(You can’t guess anything)
- Stangencirkul (in fact, after him and came, everything else so, on the road got)

The cashier wept, saying that such a precaution - to immediately measure the size of the finger - had not yet met.
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