XXX: My Father
I asked him if I could give him a gift for the new year.
XXX: He says
Noah...
Give him a microscope – something expensive and unnecessary
If you want to be an original violin.
And if you want to hit, give it a violin.
A piece of cannabis.
In other words, I would advise you to give him a curvy meter.
The thing is amazing, but in uselessness comparable only to a microscope.
It was just crying! :)