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 18.08.2008
We went abroad and took a dog with us.

Foxterrier, white with three red spots on the back and nearby

The untouched tail. How to transport a dog on a foreign train, we do not

They knew. The dog had a leash and a stitch - this is all the accessories. was

There were few people on the train. There was only me in the box, my own.

My parents, I and the dog (“Three in the boat not counting the dog”). The remaining 4 places

They were free. The dog lay on the floor, but then begged to the couch.

The Father. The father sat half-turned his back to the door and covered the dog with his loaf.

The jackets. A few minutes later the door opened, the controller entered, turned on.

The light asked me to present my tickets. We let ourselves look like “your is not mine.”

understand" (so as not to go with queries), showed tickets and boldly

I looked at the conductor. He looked closely at us, and then

He breathed and went out, saying nothing. I looked at my father (he

Gray hair and somewhat red whiskers. Under the jacket, like a paparazzi.

A white tail with a red spot with the dad (i.e. the dog)

I am friendly.
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