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 18.08.2008
P.S. Tonight I took a girl to sex. By four o'clock in the morning, my efforts were exhausted and I decided to give up this ungrateful effort! To sleep with the standing is difficult, decided to go out to the street, at the same time to take the cigarettes forgotten in the car, as smoking her toothbrushes overnight was tired. I go out to the car at 4 in the morning!!! I picked up cigarettes, I stood in front of the car smoking with a sad look. In the neighboring parked car sits a guy with the same expression of the face and crawls in the car! The salon polishes, the glasses wipes... I look at it and think, well, not badly, at four in the morning to do the car! And he looked at me so sadly and said "What, didn't she too?" I barely swallowed a cigarette! I started to find out about the one girl we are talking about! Thank God it was not. We went for a beer together.))) correctly said - car second wife ))))
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