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 16.12.2013
The courier arrived at 8 p.m. yesterday means and calls me on my mobile phone:
K: - I am standing near the house of Leninsky Prospect 82 k1, which is as if I went, there is some kitchen store...
I: - I don't know such a shop, come to the dicks, I'll go out there...
A new call.
I: I’m already near Dixie, where are you?
K: I can't find him, now I'll go back to Leninsky
I: Yes, Dixie from Leninsky’s side, and where are you?
Q: I am standing near Leninsky 82 x 1, here is the Dixie store.
I: Let’s go to the Lenin Prospect then.
I: Okay, can you get to the direction of the Brest Boulevard?
K: And where it is, I don’t know...
I: Well then on the street of the desanters...
K: -On the navigator only the street of the Desants
Q: What shops do you see nearby?
K: - Different, supermarket, beauty salon... (here I understood everything)
I: Sorry, but from which city are you calling?? to
K: From which, from Moscow!
I: – Great, and I’m from St. Petersburg... The curtain...
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