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 18.12.2013
The local police officer does not travel to the scene of the accident for two hours. Smoking in three cars. The guys from the first:
Do we guess again and call again?
Men from the second:
- in principle, we only carried cars, there are no victims - like you can draw a scheme and go to them yourself... but you need to call: suddenly they are already going, and we have dropped - unpleasant somehow...
Echo from the third (training driving 2 months, already calling):
Hello to Gibbs? We are waiting for a patrol here, and he doesn’t go... yes, yes, this crossroads... B. EAT, you now still have to make sacrifices?? to
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