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 22.12.2013
M: I move science, I wear a beard, I love cats and anorexics!
Fuck the ananas, you fool! There must be a lot of good people! I am a paphos frog, I wear leggings, I love dogs and eat. I will not give birth to any of the men there.
You are TP! You work as an accountant and in computers no go-go. Now I have your bowl.
Give up my sister, a deer in a sweater. Better to make money, or shake your dancers day and night.
M: Go take a picture in the sorting, a victim of Instagram. For three minutes no news from you.
Oh, and I’m going to crack! I, my iPhone and my plate!
M is borst? Em... Beloved... And we were given a prize here before the NHG. Do you want that pink?
Fuck you, smart man, go for dinner. But then 3 dresses out of line in bed for anorexics...
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