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 24.12.2013
16 years:

Dima: - Alla is the most beautiful, it will definitely cut me off, and Male is easier - it is not to respect yourself. I'll go further to shrink.
Ally, let’s go to the cinema!
I am the first beauty of school, you are not worthy of me. If the smoke...
Vasa: Well it is okay. Shall we go to the cinema?
Masha: Let’s go!

35 years
Alla: Why am I, the first beauty, with a car and an apartment, still alone? Where is the smoke now? Or even Vasa.
Dima: - Ally has such a car-apartment, she won't look at me! I could take a male off, but she has children, why do I have a grandmother with a trailer? I will call a prostitute.
Vasya - Mashe: Listen, the third has been born, maybe we are already registering?
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