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 30.12.2013
Yesterday, a friend told me: Broken means the refrigerator, the flow, generally foods on the balcony. He tries to repair this device, the old grandfather’s way, mostly with his feet. And miraculously, the technique from the sock is ready to work again. The refrigerator worked for a while and the comrade decided to check how the freezer freezes, and the walls of it are metal, and his hands are ordinary. At home, as if alone, the hand can not be removed, from the OBŽ recalled that it is necessary to water warm water. Which as he pulled his foot to the boiler, turned on, there was little water, so it boiled faster than he was able to turn off the boiler with the same foot. Shortly as he pushed him up, took his hand free from captivity and poured. His hand can now boldly be filmed in horror films, on the one hand, frozen, on the other. And the refrigerator broke again after a few hours and it was forever. Revenge and leave this light!
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