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 01.01.2014
In the afternoon, before going out to the city for shopping, the wife applied makeup. Time evening, a new exit is scheduled, this time for a New Year party with friends. I see, again sat down with all the battery of cosmetics, bringing beauty.
I wonder if you’ve already painted it?
This is how I wear evening makeup.
To be seen in the dark? and :)

He turned away from the tap.
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