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 06.01.2014
I went with my husband and daughter to "The Hobbit". On the way back, I am outraged that the boat smuggler (Bard) has too big children for his age - he is 35 years old, and the eldest daughter is an adult girl, 18 years old, no less.
The husband:
I found something to do. That is, everything else is suitable for you, dwarves, orcs, a fire-breathing dragon - everything is normal, plausible. The kids, fucking, are not like that.
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