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 07.01.2014
This is:

He grew up...
This is when you realize that a fresh everyday shirt, lovingly squeezed by the wife, acts on the girlfriend at work not as a red patch on the bull, but as a red sign of STOP c clutch wire and mine stretches! and :(
and----

I married...
WASMUDEL is when your wife brushes your shirts with love every day, and you cry about the inaccessibility of other people's holes.
Get divorced! You’ll be sexy and attractive again.
It is a pity that such a business has gotten such a shit.
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