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 07.01.2014
Recently, the husband had to repair the desk and he had to put something there. There is a knock on the door. It opens, on the threshold is a new neighbor from below, so to speak, under the closet. It should be added that since they settled, they have had time to show themselves. Following this dialogue:
Neighbor: What do you do here, we have a small child. It makes up to ten noises.
Have you seen time? It is six o’clock in the evening.
I am your new neighbor, I warned you!
When you argue with your wife at three o’clock at night, you don’t care that you have a small child. Next time I will call the police without warning.
Neighbor: Maybe I will be dressed!
Husband: Here you will come!
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