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 10.01.2014
The country can be proud of you, another employee of McDakota.
I’m working in construction, to be precise, I’ll work. And my wife works in a car factory (let’s not talk about what). Now, visiting friends with young children stopped going, or it is somehow embarrassing when in any conversation five out of seven words are a good match.
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Chuvak, I am a journalist and we have in our editorial office such a mat in a normal working environment that the carpenters, who sometimes come to us, ask them to be silent. At home, of course, I do not have time to rebuild, because I sometimes work 12 hours a day, 7 days a week. But my grandmother, who worked for 40 years as a freezer in the factory, has not spoken a single motherly word in her whole life. Moreover, she calls Garika Sukacheva "Stukachev", because she cannot otherwise pronounce this surname. There are different people. And I, and my father, and even my strict grandfather, try not even to say a word about her - we fear that she will get bad from our words. And it wasn’t so now, when she was 70, it was so all her life.
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