bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 38 - ]
 11.01.2014
She is FUCK! The frog!! to
I: What happened?
Do you remember I told you about Leish from work?
I : well?
Lena: Well, there is a beautiful one, smells good, dresses well, everything is okay, without a ring, his apartment, car, all business, flirting with everyone...
I : and?
Lena: In general, a sea of attention to me, flowers, small joys, rare meetings, restaurants went, a month cared for me, brought home... Shortly finally slept, everything was more than... he stands in my kitchen, smokes and somewhere in the window says "Interesting, and we would have done if I was NOT married" ((
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna