I go to work in the morning in a crowded bus.I have a tasty uncle, behind him is his wife, who obviously needs to eat one barrel a day less.

Wife: If, Anna, let’s change, I’m uncomfortable here!
I : No! (Without turning back and realizing that she will stifle me to the harams if they change.)
The Wife: When!I did not understand!I will throw you out of the bus!
Husband: Hey, I did not say anything.
Wife: You don’t say or put in all your life!