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 15.01.2014
Tomorrow we have 15!
M: Oh you, wear a warm coat and warm trousers)))
I'll do it with cowards, but I'll replace my jacket with a snowboard jacket.
M: I haven’t even started talking about the hot lift.
Q: Do we have girls about hot lifts??? Do you want me to tell you a story about Push-up?
M: I'm glad you appreciated my intentional proximity))) and I want a story
Oh my dear, this is not a fairy tale!
I want a story!! to
A fairy tale is when a girl says it’s all natural.
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