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 15.01.2014
xxx: Do you not find it strange for Christians to celebrate the circumcision of the Lord, if they themselves do not?
Well, they do not do much of what Christ did (do not love their neighbor, do not forgive their enemies, etc., not all, of course), and you are right, by the idea it should be more a celebration of the name of Jesus than circumcision for Christians, besides, do you not know that there are two sects that are searching all over the world: some are looking for his umbilical cord, others - the extreme flesh, because these are the only parts of the body that remain after him on earth, after his ascension to heaven. Those who believe in the existence of the umbilical cord are called puppies, and those who are in the extreme flesh are called otherwise. Both of them are believed to be heretics and have fierce disputes with one another. So far, neither one nor another has been found.
XX: How do you know so much?
Koyalnik Hrenov: the Internet needs to read more, there will not write that ;)
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