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 16.01.2014
The Court:

The xxx:
I recently gave birth. My son is 2 months. I recently caught myself holding the cat, supporting her head and slightly swinging. When she tried to escape, she calmly knocked on the side, pushed stronger and shrugged.

The xxx:
This is a cape, comrades.

This is norm! In six months, you will be thinking, digging in the phone in a row to swing! I am telling you like a father. My little one is still calm.
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