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 16.01.2014
xxx: Ordered in the online store rare figures, long removed from production (being sure that they will not be available anyway).
This shop is beautiful!
What are the figures?
HH: It’s not so easy. They called me back by the operator to clarify when I will be able to take the courier, business arranged with me on Friday from 13 to 18, clearly on time and "Well, do-see, wait for delivery"...
XHH: Robco I wonder: I'm sorry, do they really exist?
XHH: Surprising operator: "I have no idea! Did I say anything about existence? I was talking about the courier!"
Wow, the dick is right! 😉 The courier will come in any way. but if the goods are suddenly not there - they will just bring you their sincere apologies, take 300 rubles for delivery and leave.)
and fuck)
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