I: Did I not tell you how I tried to feed my child with 2 sausages instead of 1?
The bone: No
I cut him like usual in pieces. He sat down and said, I asked for one.
I say, it’s one, it was just big.
And he says, why are there four asses? 😉
The deceit is not deceived
I: Now I’ll know that I need to think carefully.
The child is ready for adult life.
In life it is usually the opposite.
You need two sauces, and they give one.
Cut in half, and try to convince that it is not half, but two full-fledged sausages)