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 17.01.2014
XXX: Yes, it is OK to push - the microwave oven is not turned on!
YYYYYYYYYYYYY No red lights on the car. Even if you press the gas.
Yyy: Tama is just from 2 to 8 switches. In the microwave. In cheap Chinese - 2-3 cones. Opened, found, closed with a clutch - and squeezed your head. In 2 minutes, the eyes will harden and in the brains of stupid thoughts more than 100% will never appear. Businesses are more fun. Enjoyed Phillips embedded. There, in addition to concivics and a pair of hercones, natural selenium is on the door. I was stunned by nostalgia.
XXX: O_o...
YYY: No, I am not a maniac perversionist.
YYY: I just take them to repair :) 
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