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 22.08.2008
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I had a romantic evening yesterday. I went with the girl in the nature, sat gently communicated, then she drank half a bottle of wine, said she would not give me, then she drove herself into the car, almost scattered, but then she said that we all need one, and that we are all goats, then she cried and while I quietly cried out of what happened, she fell asleep.

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I love the female directness.
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