Phone calls

Is this Mr. Rod? This is Ernesto, the home manager of your countryside.

The Residences.

“Yes, Ernesto, it’s me.

“I just wanted to tell you that your poppy... he’s dead.

How did he die? My own poppy? Prize of international competitions?

Yes sir.

I threatened him a lot of money. What did he die of?

He sat the bricks, sir Rod.

The Tuchel? Who fed him with the cabbage?

No one, sir He himself swallowed silent meat with a dead horse.

What horse?

Your Arab rider, Sir Rod.

Is my brother also dead?

Yes sir. He dragged the car with water and couldn’t stand it.

Have you gone crazy? What kind of water car?

The fire we extinguished, sir.

God the fire?

Yes, sir, in your house. The curtain burned by a candle.

What a fuck!! You mean that my mansion burned from one

The candles?

Yes sir.

Why did you light a candle, Ernesto?

For a funeral, sir.

What is the funeral???! to

Your wife, my friend. She came late at night, I thought it was thieves and

This is the new Taylor Made Super Quad 460.



A long silence...



“Ernesto, if you broke that claw, you’re full of shit!!! to