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 24.01.2014
I came home from school and saw a missed challenge from my mother. I think I’ll go to them with my grandmother because we live close to each other. She wrote in response to Esmet: “I’ll come to you soon.”
And then I look - fucking, I accidentally sent an essay to them at home! And immediately my iPhone highlights the inscription: "The message for the "Mom" subscriber was sent with a "voice message".
And what do you think? In a moment my mom calls me almost hysterically and says:
- Someone called us here at home, the grandmother took the telephone, and there someone said in a deadly voice, "I will come to you soon...".
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