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 26.01.2014
>When the client announced that the cause of the breakdown was the fork in the screen,
We realized that we are living a boring life.

This is not the most desperate. One day a client came to me, bringing a note. The cover in the mud, the matrix broken, as if there was no pair of keys. Do, he says, everything you need, don’t even agree. On the question "How did you do so?" - told that he gave his relative to use, he went to his car and saw how a lady put his foot on the bumper and stretches the rope on the shoe. A relative fell into the bercer mode and he warmed the lady on the leg the first thing that got under the hand - just a laptop. He says he will pay for the repair of the equipment and that lady a lot more.
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