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 27.01.2014
From Picaboo:
My friend Leah told me. He was 17. And to his father, with his mother in divorce, came a young girl of 25. Well, for love pleasures, to extinguish and all that. There was no dad. A bell at the door. He opens up. It’s there, let’s call it Marina. He says Dad is not home. She – I’ll wait. They were lying on a double bed and watching TV. Hour two. Then she left. His father came tonight. Leah said, Marina came to you. My father replied, and what? We sat down and looked at the telecast.
Father, he is Blade, Leha, you are so virgin and you will die.
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