bezdna.su — the best quotes and jokes from the abyss!



[ + 53 - ]
 27.01.2014
of this creature:

xxx wrote a:
Gentle people, well explain what is cunnilingus. Or Google gives some incredible snake on request.

Have you ever eaten the shrimp that melted after freezing?
I crawl like that, crawling, flowing out of it.
Not to bite.
You scratch, you scratch, you scratch the bones, it flows on the beard, it's all sticky in the eyes, and you think - why?
___

Only a very dissatisfied person is able to spoil such moments of pleasure)))
And... learn to choose the harem and eat it right, or you can switch to bananas;)
Source: http://bash.im
Eng

The best quotes and jokes from the bezdna