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 01.02.2014
“Chihuahua are just dogs,” said the woman in the zoo store, “but the dogs are real children. Is it true, Seneca?
And she stretched out her rather impressive lips with a pipe in the direction of the small tai-terrier, which was raised in her because of the no less impressive sinus. Seneca sneezed and dive behind the sinus with his head.
- He has no fresh cheese for a day...I will tell you as a breeder – before buying such a puppy, his future parents simply have to...
“I understood,” said a woman with an eight-year-old girl. We need to train the kids first. Let’s go, Anna, to the birds.
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