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 02.02.2014
upviqq: Yesterday I saw a price for my shoes in a local store. He stumbled, looked underneath the staircase and left.
JJ: You need to drink less.
Upviqq: That’s what I’ll write in a book of reviews and suggestions.
Upviqq: Shoes are twice as expensive as delivery from America to the door at a convenient time.
Upviqq: I thought they were either carried out illegally in the rear or there under a heroin pad.
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