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 08.02.2014
My companion loves Baptists and Jehovah’s Witnesses. He walks on the sidewalk, and in front of him, half a hundred meters away, two such "typical" people come to meet him. Uncle aged under 50-60 and a guy aged 25. "That is all He thinks, “I’m crawling and crawling". Then they said to him, “Hello, do you believe in God?” And only he wanted to ask them about his address or something like that, as they continue: “You see, our pastor/archbishop (I don’t remember who governs them all there) had a revelation from God, and we distribute consecrated condoms on his instructions. Do you want to buy?" To say that he was stunned — say nothing. He silently turned and went on. And only after a few minutes in the space, he said: B*t! They are geniuses!
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