Today my grandmother, almost 90 years old, asks: How old are you, 25?
28 soon
She (surprisingly): No fucking herself...meaning 30 soon?
See also: AGA
B: What do you do when I get my first child at 35?
I : probably :)
B: Yes, they are on the fucking, don’t give birth at all:)))

I felt like a heroine of some art house :) but I laughed :)