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 12.02.2014
Captain is here:

to this:
Alcohol and passports. It is noted that if a bottle of wine is purchased along with chocolate / cheese / fruits - a passport is required. If the wine comes with laundry powder, vegetables, milk, baby juices/pure, sunflower oil, etc. They never ask.
The same store, the same sellers, approximately the same time, the same evil and lame I=)
and...

I am 35 and I have a beard. I look at 25, with the purchase of alcohol problems have never been, but as soon as I tried to buy just a bottle of champagne and chocolate, so immediately asked for a passport :))

and...
The travel passport is not asked in connection with alcohol, but in connection with chocolate (
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