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 13.02.2014
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I watched the movie The Curse Box in English. The first scene. Grandma wants to break the box with a hammer. The box, like every evil thing in Hollywood, begins to whisper and whisper. And then I hear from the box the wicked “I will eat your heart... I will eat your heart...” In the purest Russian language. I drowned abruptly. I turn back, I turn on. “I eat your heart.” In the subtitles – “incomprehensible bullshit.”

No, I would have understood if the evil Russian spirit had invaded the Americans from the box and forced them to build communism. But by the story it turned out to be an ancient, evil, Jewish box! What kind of an ancient, evil, Jewish box burmochet in Russian?

The box whispers not in Russian, but in Polish. This is due, apparently, to the fact that many Jews lived in Poland before, and in addition, Polish itself with its numerous whispering sounds is perfect for otherwise whispering.
Pussy: I watched this movie with my ex, and she is Polish, in fact she translated to me all this outward whisper.
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