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 14.02.2014
Go back to bluff? You’ve gotten roasted there!! People here to break up with her dream, can’t, and you get back!!! to
A young man, 26 years old, a virgin, living with his parents, unemployed.

Young man, do you need an 18-year-old modest and slim, and that for the first time for the rest of your life? Go to a dating site and look for those who are around 40. Choose those that are not in the "leopards" on the couch, and write. About your "top" you can specify directly in your account. By the way, the more ridiculous you look on the photo (thick, in glasses, dressed old-fashioned), the more likely the hair would only be clean washed. Ladies "in the years" from the young man is just sex and needed; neither money nor co-habitation from this contingent are not expected, and you can play a great game of pity. They also drink tea with candy.
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