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 17.02.2014
The largest Chinese dating site has updated its advertising strategy on the eve of the Chinese New Year.
Now they have the slogan "This year you must definitely get married because grandma can’t wait anymore"
They even shot such a tearwrapping video. The girl comes to her grandmother with a diploma, then with what achievement, and she says one thing: "Have you got married? Are you married?"
At the end of the day, my grandmother died.
That’s because you haven’t married!
Before that, they also had a good strategy, they all told that "living alone is hard" - in the video, the girl sadly changed the light bulb. The Same. one one. Without a man. How at all?

My life is so lonely, it turns out. My grandmother will not wait for her husband, and I turn the bulbs myself. What there! I am collecting the ventilators myself.

You are a missing man. Let’s submit an idea for a new advertisement) all Chinese women immediately rush to the dating site

I, all in tears fight with stubborn screws on the fan? And then I sit and cry on the floor until He comes. A man with a screw! The fan is working, everyone is happy and dancing

HH: And before that you wrote on a dating site, no different.
Source: http://bash.im
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